'User' is the word used by the computer professional when they mean ‘idiot'

Dave Barry

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting

Andy Borowitz

Had the first “meeting” today

Soon after our “meeting” we would love to inform everyone that the project is officially under development ! Stay tuned for the one and real truth about custom automotive security systems !! Here is a low quality teaser picture of our late-night garage meeting !